CLAMS, FLUBS, & SQUEAKY DRUM PEDALS Vol. 1
Here’s another idea for a compilation that fell in my lap when I was combing the internet to verify some information about songs where the singer flubs a line. I ran across a thread about the prevalence of SQUEAKY DRUM PEDALS in popular music. It expanded to include CLAMS (mistakes & wrong notes played by a musician), and FLUBS (usually singing the wrong words, or singing the right words at the wrong time). Of course a FLUB can be any number of mistakes; hitting the microphone with your instrument, knocking something over, or getting tongue-tied.
So here’s Volume 1 fresh from JOKONKY LABORATORIES, with a tip of the fedora to Jon who offered encouragement, and wise counsel.
Here’s what you’re listening for:
THE MAMAS & THE PAPAS’ male half, Denny & John, accidentally came in early on the chorus of I Saw Her Again & it sounded great, so they left it in. They went over to England & played the dub for Paul McCartney & he said; “Wait! Play that again. That’s a mistake. No one’s that clever.”
Two things were true of Keith Moon; he couldn’t sing, & he loved to sing. If you listen at the fade out of Happy Jack Pete Townshend says: “I Saw Ya!” to Moon The Loon who was sneaking into the studio to try to lend his vocals to the track.
I remember listening to THE BEATLES What You’re Doing with headphones on as a teenager and catching flubbed lyrics, but when you’re 16 and music is IMPORTANT to you, you figure you must be hearing things because no one would leave a mistake in, and certainly NOT THE BEATLES. (Another I caught in my teens pops up on Volume 2. In Slow Down John Lennon sings wrong line). That was the starting point of this compilation.
DO NOT listen to this compilation if you don’t want to have THE SEARCHERS’ Needles & Pins ruined for you! Once you hear the squeaky bass drum pedal, you can’t NOT hear it! “But still they begin, ah, Needles &Pins SQUEAKY-SQUEAKY-SQUEEK-SQUEEK.”
In THE BEACH BOYS Wendy, as the organ break gets underway there’s a clear cough. And in BOB DYLAN’s Idiot Wind there’s a sneeze at the 7:21 second mark. There’s a different type of distraction in the fade out of BUDDY HOLLY & THE CRICKETS I’m Gonna Love You Too. An actual cricket had crept into the studio, & gives a couple of chirps.
On DAVE EDMUNDS’ I Hear You Knocking (which is a first take!) guitar whiz MICKY GEE came in early. There’s another flub on CCR’s Lookin' Out My Back Door. Songwriter John C. Fogerty sings; “All our troubles Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy”. And another metallic squeaky noise is present in LEE MORGAN’s Candy.
Around the 1:46 minute mark, I’m told Tommy Bolin breaks his E-String (while bending it) during Billy Cobham’s Taurian Matador. And providing the “clam” necessary for this series’ title, there are repeated “clams” (or bum notes) played on the organ during HARRY NILSSON’s Early In The Morning.
It’s always a good idea to have NEIL YOUNG make an appearance on a compilation, & although it isn’t too obvious, he hits the mike with his harmonica stand 2 mins into Out On The Weekend. A squeaky drum pedal at the end of ERIC BURDON & THE ANIMALS’ When I Was Young is enough to earn it inclusion here. Another lyrical flub gets Ain't No Sunshine included. BILL WITHERS sings: “She's house just ain't no home” (at 1:30).
In MEGADEATH’s version of Paranoid, Dave Mustaine calls to drummer Nick Menza: “Nick! NICK!” to get him to stop playing and he responds: “Fuck me running.”
As Chris Axe wrote in his egghead music blog about James Jamerson’s bass playing on Ain't Nothing Like The Real Thing by MARVIN GAYE & TAMMI TERRELL: “Notice how throughout this song, Jamerson uses many 'wrong' notes. In particular, he uses the open E and A strings as part of a semiquaver chromatic run up to the next chord. The speed of these passing notes means that rather than the note sticking out as being 'wrong', it forms part of a larger passage that often links the chords together. This is a very common technique that Jamerson uses and you can spot it in many of his lines.” I couldn’t have said it better, myself. Paul McCartney cites Jamerson as his biggest influence, btw.
Two minutes into the DINAH WASHINGTON & BROOK BENTON hit; Baby You've Got What It Takes Brook starts to sing her verse & she says he’s “in my spot”. The chaotic break in THE B-52's Love Shack was unintentional! It was pre-programmed & kept going, & the band simply stayed in the moment. Jonder suggested the false start left in THE REPLACEMENTS’ I Hate Music. The engineer says: “Tapes Rolling” & the reply is: “SO WHAT”.
Keyboardist ROY BITTAN keeps playing during the break near the end of BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN’s Born In The USA. Despite his gaff, when SPRINGSTEEN split from the E Street Band, BITTAN was the only member he retained.
I’ve done several volumes of CLAMS, FLUBS, & SQUEAKY DRUM PEDALS & don’t plan to do more, so In lieu of sharing suggestions for future installments, downloaders are asked to please share the biggest mistake they’ve seen a live performer make onstage.
ReplyDeleteMine comes from the comedy world. I was at a traditional comedy club show (with three individual comedians). A guy near the front row gave the first comic a ring & asked the opening act to propose marriage to his date FOR HIM.
After his 15 minute set the opening act popped the question, and the woman gave an emphatic: “NO.”
The couple STAYED seated up front, which made the small audience of 50-60 people too uncomfortable to laugh freely, & half illuminated by the spotlight, the couple hissed back & forth through gritted teeth. Both of the other acts died like dogs.
CLAMS, FLUBS, & SQUEAKY DRUM PEDALS Vol. 1
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Not sure this counts, but I once walked right off the edge of about a 2-foot tall stage...good news was folx thought I did it on purpose. Uhm, friends, I did not.
ReplyDeleteHow Frank Zappa of you! It puts you in the right company.
DeleteThe link goes to The Sorrows' Take a Heart, which is quite lovely, but I want the clams!
ReplyDeleteFixed! See below!
DeleteWhen I witnessed The Fall live in Verona (2003 or 04), Mark E Smith spit out his denture... take it from the stage, put in his mouth and on.
ReplyDeleteNice! Jonder will love that story. He digs The Fall!
DeleteThe musician known as Badly Drawn Boy said that Mark E. Smith once drunkenly mistook BDB's car for a cab and got in the back seat. BDB drove MES to his destination, and Mark left his dentures in the "cab".
DeleteOops! Here's the correct link:
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I feel like putting the wrong link is right on brand for this one
DeleteThat's hilarious, Warrior. I wish I could say I did it on purpose, but in the words of Paul McCartney: "No one's that clever." :)
DeleteI never fell off a stage, I did jump high and went through the floor knee deep once, also I once knocked myself almost out when a ceiling had wooden beams and I hit my head hard enough after a jump. After a few minutes we continued. I managed to do that twice that evening, it was one of the best shows.
ReplyDeleteSound like you could have OWNED that club, with a good lawyer, Richard!
DeleteMaybe it does not qualify but it happened when Alex Chilton played my hometown way back in the 80's. He covered Italian hit song Volare (sung by one Domenico Modugno in the 50's or early 60's) in his current album. So during the gig, he tried to have the audience sing the words in a chorus as they do sometimes. The least one can say is he failed to do so because most people didn't know the song or thought it wasn't rocking enough which created an awkward moment. That's what happens when singers have eclectic tastes.
ReplyDeleteJ from Europe.
Hey J.! Thanks for that story. Alex Chilton was definitely eclectic. In the states people would have known the words because, just a few years before the 80's, that song was widely used in a U.S. car commercial for the Plymouth Volare! Sung by Sergio Franchi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnWHQCgByWg
DeleteThanks! I love this kind of thing and am very glad to hear that additional volumes are in the pipeline. For present purposes, my contribution will be a "biggest performer mistake" story which is also a "best example of somebody playing something off" story. It comes from a moment in the late 70s or early 80s, when punk-oriented audiences would still have considered Peter Tosh references to be topical. I was at Panther Burns gig in San Francisco, and Tav Falco accidentally -- and quite loudly -- smacked his face right into the microphone. He moved away and said, "Like a stepping razor!"
ReplyDeleteThanks for that great story, Tav Falco is one of the artists Jon & I first bonded over, & that's a great aside!
ReplyDeletePlease check back for more installments! Volume 3 is ALL drum pedals. It delivers more squeaks per minute than an orgy on an antique bed.
Thanks Stinky, your comedy club show story was painful indeed... I wish I could contribute anything, but I don't recall having ever seen things going wrong on stage...
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