He is also Chief Researcher on our Triple Song Title committee, a title that I just made up and conferred upon him right now (congrats, Richard). On behalf of the committee, thanks thanks thanks for your diligence and devotion to our quixotic cause. Richard has found literally hundreds more triples that haven't been posted here yet.
Richard recently suggested that Valentine's Day would be an appropriate time to share his stash of over a hundred treble-titled love songs. What better way to woo your loved one? Download them all, or make your own mix of "Love Love Love Songs" from your favorite artists. The object of your affection will be mightily impressed by your strangely obsessive but thoughtful gesture! He or she need never know who actually did the digital "crate digging"! Your secret is safe with JOKONKY! Here's a whole lotta love -- virus-free, no commitment, no batteries included and no strings attached -- with love from us to you.
❤️ ❤️ ❤️
ReplyDeleteVolume 1 (Now That's What I Call A Love Song): https://pixeldrain.com/u/r4c3n11g
ReplyDeleteVolume 2 (23 Smash Hit Love Explosions): https://pixeldrain.com/u/Nxv3dwMn
Volume 3: (22 More Super Fantastic Love Jams): https://pixeldrain.com/u/KACsidpn
Volume 4 (Velvet Scenes from the Love Machine OST): https://pixeldrain.com/u/zEM1N6F2
Volume 5 (Bawdy Love Songs and Baby-Making Ballads): https://pixeldrain.com/u/sdsBeJKn
Lacking your healthy self-esteem, Jon, I don't think of Richard as "The Fifth Beatle" as much as "The Sixth Shondell".
DeleteCongrats to Richard on being named The Chief Researcher on our Triple Song Title committee! I do hope you won't let it go to your head.
ReplyDeletethanks a lot
ReplyDeleteObviously LOVE is in the air! Congrats Richard with your official position here at Jokonky. Don't forgot to contact Stinky about salary and insurance details!
ReplyDeleteThank you, such kind words, I feel humble, it's an honour. In the Dutch tradition of Mag Ik Nog De Groeten Doen I want to greet Uncle Bob and Aunt Fanny and cousin Michael with the silly hands (he knows what I'm talking about), Neighbour Marie and Lars on the one side and Tony and Jan from the other side. Wilco from the groceries, and Sjoerd the vet. Greetings to William, Otto, Ken and Edward ( The WOKE guys). Irene, Carla and Ellie from the figure-skating troupe (shake that leg, girls, whistle from behind) Martha, Ada, Gertrude & Alice for making available good applepies, and greetings to the Jokonky theme/team
ReplyDeleteStinky: I need at least twice the salary of Koen, i say this in advance but let's discuss legal matters private.
Oh and I almost forgot to greet Yuri, Oscar and Udo
Allow me to again offer my congratulations, Richard.
DeleteAs far as making TWICE what Koen does, all JOKONKY contracts have a Most Favored Nation (MFN) clause, so we all get paid the same.
But, as luck would have it--in this case it's do-able--because doubling Koen's salary comes out to the SAME amount!
My calculations were the same, thank you, I also would like to state that I am aware of paying double for the insurances
DeleteIt sounds like Richard has an entire entourage to support (like a rap star or a famous athlete), and I'm sure those applepies don't come for free. And if we reduce Koen's salary, it won't cost as much to double Richard's!
DeleteRichard pays me in triples, which is fortunate since (like Max Splodge), I've Got Lots Of Famous People Living Under The Floorboards Of My Humble Abode.
DeleteWoW Thanks Richard and Jokonky Krew Happy Mardi Gras!!
ReplyDeleteMardi Gras wishes to you too! I hope you find the baby in the King Cake, which will guarantee you good luck all year round.
DeleteViacom, I hope you don't mind that your Valentine is late this year: https://youtu.be/SBi3NggN2Sc?si=eLdGyCnNRjX1m0qT
DeleteAs for me, I'll take a date with Kathy Valentine. Stinky wants to hang out with Gary Valentine, and Koen plans a seance interview with Hilton Valentine.