Showing posts with label WTF?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTF?. Show all posts

Thursday, April 13, 2023

That'll Do, That'll Be, That'll Do

There'll be those who'll wonder, "Who'd want a bunch of songs with nothing more in common than a word in the title?"

That'd be a reasonable question.  Where'd the idea come from?  Why'd anyone think it was worth their time?  What'd we do to deserve this foolishness?

These'll be the kind of things you'd imagine someone asking.  It'd be reasonable to expect that they'd want answers, and maybe they'll get them.  What'll you do with these songs?  That'll be up to you. 

Songs include:  That'll Never Be Me, That'll Be Me, That'll Be Us, That'll Be Love, That'll Hold You, That'll Hold Me, Maybe That'll Teach Ya, That'll Teach Me, That'll Teach Her, That'll Show Him, That'll Learn Ya Durn Ya, That'll Be The Day, That'll Be A Better Day, That'll Do It, That'll Do Me, That'll Do Nicely, That'll Be Fine, That'll Work, That'll Get It... 44 in all!

Thursday, April 21, 2022

The Heat Is On: Jon-Ky Records #3!

 

Stinky had a tropical brainstorm, and with the artistic expertise of RockAndre (homemade CD cover artist extraordinaire), our third Jon-Ky Records release turned out even better than Stinky and I could have anticipated.

During a fever dream of vinyl hunting in the asphalt jungle, Stinky noticed an alarming number of singles and albums titled "The Heat Is On". 

At first, he thought he had uncovered an elite conspiracy to launder money for the Laurel Canyon lizard people: funding their insatiable appetite for adenochrome through Glenn Frey royalty checks. 

Further research revealed that many of the songs had nothing to do with the evil Eagle's earworm from the Beverly Hills Cop soundtrack. The reality was far more extensive than we had suspected. The heat was on and rising, and not just on the streets.  It had spread from Atlantic to Pacific, from the US and UK to Jamaica, Austria, Scandinavia, and Saigon.

Jon-Ky Records has selected 18 specimens of incontrovertible evidence which we present to you, the jukebox jury: The Heat Is On.

Wednesday, December 23, 2020

Dancing About Architecture Is Like Spray Tanning About Politics


  

No one is certain who first made the observation that "writing about music is like dancing about architecture". I assume it was intended to convey the impossibility of capturing one medium of expression in another.  On the other hand, we write about music just as we write about every form of human experience.

We write to describe, to inform, to analyze, to criticize, to opine, to rage, to enthuse, and to connect with others.  "These are my thoughts, my feelings, my passions and fears: what are yours?"

As a teen, I wrote a fanzine to share my enthusiasms, and to connect with fellow fans.  Upon discovering music blogs, I recognized them as the new fanzines, and again felt the impulse to connect.

This is a lengthy preface to another of Stinky's Homemade Records. His concept is songs by writers who became musicians.  Together, we fleshed out a list. Some are well-known, like Lenny Kaye and Lester Bangs.  Patti Smith penned record reviews; so did Chrissie Hynde.  Crocus Behemoth was a pen name before it became a stage name for David Thomas (who performed with writer-musician Peter Laughner). 

Punk inspired another wave of writers turned performers: Nick Kent, Vivien Goldman, Sylvie Simmons, and Mark Perry.  "Ranking Jeffrey Lee" reviewed reggae and dub for Slash before forming The Gun Club; Chris D also wrote for Slash while fronting the Flesh Eaters, running his own label and producing records.

Ira Kaplan and Glenn Morrow started at NY Rocker.  Steve Albini wrote for Matter magazine and Forced Exposure (which, like Slash and Sub Pop, was a zine turned record label).  

Gregg Turner and Mike Saunders wrote for zines before backing critic Richard Meltzer in VOM, and then forming the Angry Samoans. Michael Hall was a music writer before he led The Wild Seeds. Neil Tennant wrote for Smash Hits, and Marilyn Manson was first a music journalist.  We're still coming up with more examples, and maybe you have suggestions for Journalists Turned Recording Artists Vol. 2.  For now, here's Volume One!

Tuesday, December 1, 2020

Drummers Turned Strummers

Never one to rest long on his laurels, Stinky has a whole 'nother concept for his latest homemade album: Drummers Who Became Guitarists. If you asked me to name guitarists who started out as drummers, J. Mascis and Dave Grohl would come to mind. Given enough time, I might remember that B-52's guitarist Keith Strickland was their drummer before Ricky Wilson died; or that Skip Spence was Jefferson Airplane's drummer before Moby Grape got together.

If you've earned your indie music hipster badge, you probably know that Jack White was a Detroit stickman before he and Meg started the White Stripes, and that the fella now known as Father John Misty was once Fleet Foxes' drummer. But unless you're a tenured professor at the college of musical knowledge, you probably couldn't name 20 (twenty!) guitar slingers who started out behind the kit.

Stinky's compilation includes highly regarded guitarists whose fretwork has eclipsed their early beatkeeping careers; and (conversely) folks who are well-known as drummers, but less so as strummers.  Then there are famous singers who aren't known for either instrument. I could tell you that Belinda Carlisle was the Germs' first drummer, but didn't know that she played guitar. I knew that Chris Cornell played guitar, but not that he was originally Soundgarden's drummer.

Stinky submitted this comp with a note that there might never be a Volume 2, since even he was hard-pressed to come up with any more examples. If you've got some thoughts, leave a comment! Keep in mind the theme is intended to be more challenging than "drummers who also played guitar" (like Levon Helm) or "drummers turned frontmen" (like Iggy Pop, Ricky Williams, or Bobby Gillespie).

I can only think of one singer-guitarist who started as a drummer and isn't on today's compilation. It almost feels like cheating because I came across it by accident, while browsing Discogs' entry for Craig Bell's post-RFTT band Saucers. Turns out that Mark Mulcahy was Saucers' drummer, before he formed Miracle Legion.

Thursday, May 28, 2020

St. Elmo's Fire Sale!

Portrait by Peter Schmidt
I don't remember why or when I started collecting them, but I have six dozen Brian Eno covers, and they've got to go.

I can't keep hoarding these things. I'm not going to live forever, and I don't want my kids to have to sort through all this junk after I'm gone. 

So I'm leaving them out on the curb. Take them with you if you want them. No, you can't come inside. I've got nothing but hampers of ironing to do, and my diet pill is wearing off.

The Quietus compiled an article on how cover songs can serve as a "gateway drug" to introduce listeners to the original artists. John Doran confessed to liking The Creepers' version of "Baby's On Fire" better than Eno's. Jonder's rejoinder: the best "Baby's On Fire" is by The 3D's