Cold Turkey and Stinky Shoes!

Stinky's back with another Homemade Record, this one on the theme of footwear. Shoes, socks, sandals, boots -- anything that fits on your feet, all celebrated in song.

When Stinky first floated the idea, I jokingly suggested "Flip Flop and Fly", so don't blame him for that one. It appears in a rollicking version by Geraint "Otis" Watkins, who was a major musical contributor to the first two Pearl Harbour albums.

You might also dig Stinky's new mix Do I Have To Spell It Out? It's a collection of tunes guaranteed to help you win your next spelling bee, like D-I-V-O-R-C-E, R-E-S-P-E-C-T and S-P-A-M-P-I-N-A-T-O!

Here's to the holidays, folks! Celebrate responsibly, drive safely, tip your bartender, count your blessings, be kind to your four-legged friends -- and raise a glass to Stinky, the patron saint of quality footwear and clever mixtapes.